My Day Out With Agent 002 1/2!

Okay I know it, I am indiscreet, but let's face it, everyone wants to boast a bit once in a while.  So when Sue agreed to meet me for lunch, I was really excited, and here's why.  I was about to have lunch, with a secret agent!

Most people think that Sue has retired to Bangkok, but after living in her apartment block for several months, she was approached by a woman, who subsequently recruited her as a spy for the British Intelligence Service.  Most people know her as Margie, but Sue knows her as 'M'.  She may look like a lovely, sweet lady, but don't be fooled, this lady has knickers of steel!

Sue was recruited into the Double 0 team of agents, and became 002 1/2.  Her first assignment was to get a photo of a Chinese tour group lunching in a Chinese restaurant.  To help her, she had with her a spy pen, given to her by 'Q', code name John.  He had it made at Pantip Plaza, that well known dealer of spyware.

Easy enough to perform for most of the Double 0s.

Hum, Sue had a bit of a problem.  How to turn the thing on and take the picture?  Does one twist this bit here?

002 1/2 assured us that once she had it turned on, she could take secret photos or film or just record voices, using her spy pen.  She just had to find that 'on' switch.  Maybe it's this thing here?

Finally!  Ready to take the picture, 002 1/2 lines the pen up to take the photo.  Er, that's the on light she's pointing!  

Also, not to rain on her parade, but isn't that the un-photographd tour group leaving behind her?

Oh 002 1/2, you've mucked up again!!!